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Hey Newgrounds! I have some serz questions that urgently need answering, I tried posting on the bbs to get the answers I so desperately need, but my thread was deleted, so alas, I must ask you here:

Firstly I am kind of overweight, I'm 5"7 and I weigh 304 pounds, I diet constantly and I just don't know what I'm doing wrong! Here is my current diet plan:

Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit

After-breakfast snack: granola bar

Lunch: salad

Dinner: lean meat with broccoli

After-dinner snack: KFC family feast variety bucket

Also, I really like this girl in my class, I've been posting about it on Newgrounds NON-STOP but she hasn't responded! Why do you think this is? Am I not making myself clear, I've TOLD the bbs I like her a million times but I guess it's just not destined to be...

Help me NG!